Well, hello there… Welcome to the Official Blog of the Andrew Kiel and Seth Clossman show. Here, we'll give you (sort of) an accurate, written version of what we did on our show for the week! For some on a time crunch, it's much better than listen to two hours of us talking!

However, if you do happen to tune into the stream online, or even a recorded version… we sometimes forget to say who we actually are. So, to clear that up, here is my (Andrew's) interpretation of our voices.

Andrew - mid range voice, always pronounces "W" in three syllables, usually gets the last word in, runs the board, usually conservative viewpoints, likes Geroge W. Bush, Mark Sanford, hates Hillary Clinton. Is obsessed with Stephen Colbert's The Colbert Report (that's a silent "t" on both Colbert and Report), wears shorts all year round - Exceptions: Church, Dates, Christmas, Easter (maybe), Job interviews, weddings, and occasional funeral. Enjoys the beach when he's back home, makes terrible segueways, and also likes to "rent" things from Wal*Mart. Zach and Andrew are roommates. Nicknames: Kiel, Andy (only my 80-year-old Chochi Jane can call me that) From Mt. Pleasant, SC.

Seth - upper range voice, always has a song to play, does not particularly enjoy being punched in the nuts by Zach, drives a 1995 Honda Civic…nicknamed "the red streak," likes to cook deerburgers on the Geroge Foreman, a "24" fanatic (who managed to get Andrew hooked on the show too), spent $$$$$$$ on his in car stereo system - and consequently does not like it when is 17-year old brother when fixing the stereo, puts it in upside down, falls for schemes on the internet (CarSponsorships.com), ususally conservative views, plays the guitar - both for FCA and BCM...and plays it pretty well. Nicknames: Ses, Ses-tackles (be sure to ask him where it came from), and sometimes, Sesticals) Seth is from Eloree, SC.

Zach - low-low-low range voice, doesn't like to cause much dissent, Andrew and Zach are roommates, sleeps with his ironing board, iron, three days' worth of clothes, his alarm clock, and a notebook or two (apparently believes in education by osmosis), loves watching Comedy Central (well it sure beats FOX news), has the longest hair of the three of us, enjoys eating dorm-made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, is very skeptical of the blender that stays in the room, manages his money the wisest of the three of us, has a little more liberal viewpoints, NEVER likes it when his dorm room is quiet (there always has to be either a television or God forbid, radio (tuned, of course to 103.7 WSOC - Country music) on at all times. When Zach is not watching useless vidoes from youtube.com, he enjoys playing guitar, and is actually pretty good at it. Nickhames: Roomie, Zack (with a K), Zackariaus Musowei (the terrorist). Zach is from Sumter, SC.